{"product_id":"fuck-off-tab-opener","title":"🖤 Fuck Off Tab Opener","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor Days When Your Drink Is More Welcoming Than People!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 🖤🥤\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBring bold humor to your everyday accessories with our \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e3D Printed Fuck Off Tab Opener\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e from Doug's Creations!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeaturing a cheeky, unapologetic message, this novelty accessory combines sarcastic personality with practical beverage-opening convenience.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✨ Product Features\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBold \"Fuck Off\" wording\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSarcastic adult-humor design\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHelps lift standard beverage can tabs\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNail-friendly opening assistance\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCarefully 3D printed\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🎁 Perfect For\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAdult gag gifts, White Elephant exchanges, sarcastic coworkers, birthdays, novelty gift baskets, and funny stocking stuffers.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003e📦 What's Included\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e1 Fuck Off Tab Opener. Beverage cans and display accessories are not included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003e⚠️ Product Care\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePhysical 3D-printed product. Contains explicit language. Minor layer lines and color variations are normal. Clean with cool water and mild soap. Avoid dishwashers and excessive heat. Can-tab compatibility may vary. Not intended as a toy.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003e💙 Made by Doug's Creations\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA little sarcasm for your favorite canned beverage!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003e⚠️ Disclaimer: Not Affiliated\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis product is independently designed and sold by Doug's Creations. Doug's Creations is not affiliated with, sponsored by, endorsed by, or officially associated with any third-party brand, company, or trademark holder.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"TeoRK","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53853094412452,"sku":null,"price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0610\/0588\/9700\/files\/Screenshot2026-10-12at2.47.17PM.png?v=1791850276","url":"https:\/\/dougscreations.com\/products\/fuck-off-tab-opener","provider":"Dougscreations","version":"1.0","type":"link"}